She announced her abortion via fbk
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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