oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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