I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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