Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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