Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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