Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
