There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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