can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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