I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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