Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I am spending my child support on dildos
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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