youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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