Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
