Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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