The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm bleeding and have questions
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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