Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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