what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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