READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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