I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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