we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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