He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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