Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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