i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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