PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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