Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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