I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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