you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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