Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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