i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
