i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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