So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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