they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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