He asked to "fluff my boner.."
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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