Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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