when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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