it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Drake has all the answers
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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