yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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