I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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