I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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