Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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