It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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