Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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