similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I think your dad took our porno
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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