btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
