when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
where does the pee come out of this thing
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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