are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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