Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
