I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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