We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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