yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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