Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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