Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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